TANcast 623 – RANTcast
It’s an episode of rants…but not from Andy this time! This time it’s Tim and Noah who rant about Splash Mountain, credit card companies, gun control, and so much more. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast...
View ArticleTANcast 624 – Emotional Roller Coaster Tchotchkes
This episode stars a little low energy, but it picks up as it goes. The boys, talk about Andy’s rough week, Tim and Noah’s escape room escapades, and how cute dogs are. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast...
View ArticleTANcast 625 – Jalapeno Lube
This week, Tim gets in a fight with his future self, Noah learns not to judge a scrubs-wearing book by its cover, and Andy’s wife may become a cyborg. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature...
View ArticleTANcast 626 – You Can’t Keep Three Mediocre Podcasters Down
This week, the boys talk ethical consumerism, Tim goes to Disneyland, and the boys discuss changes to Roald Dahl’s work. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is...
View ArticleTANcast 627 – Sorry To Actual Humor, We Ran Out Of Time
This week, it’s the return of Noah’s Don’t Masturbate In The Kitchen segment, Tim tells one more story about his Disneyland trip, and the steady march of time disturbs Andy. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast...
View ArticleTANcast 628 – TikTok’s Leftovers
This week, Andy tells an Amazing laptop story, the boys hate on mobile game advertisements, and Noah sees Cocaine Bear. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT...
View ArticleTANcast 629 – Jeopar3deez Nutz
This week, it’s the triumphant return of Vic with his TANcast themed game show, Jeopardeez Nutz or this time…Jeopar3deez Nutz! [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but...
View ArticleTANcast 630 – Nut Mullet
This week, Andy prepares to say farewell to his swimmers, trees are falling over in Noah’s neighborhood, and Tim brags about his editing before taking forever to edit THIS epiose (jerk face). [CONTENT...
View ArticleTANcast 631 – The Spectrum of Nerdom
This week, the boys bemoan the proliferation of marketing emails, ponder the future of AI, and make a shocking discovery about an old TANcast trope. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language...
View ArticleTANcast 632 – Ambient Noise You Want…At The Moment
This week, Max i back on the show! Plus Tim and Noah escape an escape room, Tim’s fridge breaks…again, and the show ends with some technical difficulties [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature...
View ArticleTANcast 633 – Andy, What is the Red Light?!
This week, Tim gets uncomfortable during personnel stories, Andy tells the tale of his vasectomy, and…eventually…Andy tells us about the red light. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language...
View ArticleTANcast 634 – The Internet Is Full Of Things
This week, Andy is underwhelmed by a video game about divorce, Tim gives you something never to say to a comedian’s spouse, and the boys discuss the Guardians of the Galaxy franchise (no spoilers)....
View ArticleTANcast 635 – Thank You For Not Swallowing Me
This week, the boys are baffled by the vocal delivery of YouTubers, Noah learns about Jizz music, and Andy gets funnier at work because of TANcast. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language...
View ArticleTANcast 636 – A Third of Our Lives
This week, Tim flies first class…sort of, Noah has some impactful interactions with some houseless people, and Andy realizes why his son isn’t scared of scary movies. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast...
View ArticleTANcast 637 – Words Win Again
This week, Noah visits Tim’s place, Andy gets some odd underwear, and Tim declares the song of summer. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation...
View ArticleTANcast 638 – Is It Okay To Dead Name a Telecom Company?
This week, Tim revels in his love of sneezes, Andy bums us out talking about dead high school teachers, and then Andy cheers us all up with news of Trump’s indictment. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast...
View ArticleTANcxast 639 – My Hate Is Retroactively Justified
This week, Tim finally goes to a doctor, Noah battles nature and an escalator, and Tim feels the need to crap all over the Flash. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts...
View ArticleTANcast 640 So…Indiana Jones…Again
This week, Tim sees Indiana Jones, Noah sleeps through parts of Indiana Jones and Andy doesn’t watch Indiana Jones at all (Should be a great review) Plus, the two TANwives have surgery, the boys have...
View ArticleTANcast 641 – Is the Whole Episode Gonna Be Like This?!
This week, Andy is not here for “Qanon: The Movie,” Tim deeps dives in to TV theme songs, and the boys are baffled by the failure of the streaming services. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature...
View ArticleTANcast 642 – We Are Not Content Creators Trying To Step In A Shill For Big...
This week, Andy gets stuck in traffic…for 3 hours, another of Tim’s appliances is broken, and the boys talk Mission Impossible and Ted Lasso (Ted Lasso Spoiler warning). [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast...
View ArticleTANcast 643 – Ultimate Rizz
This week, Andy gets crap for his Memoji, the boys laugh at “high” people waking up from surgery, and the boys have a few weird flights of fancy towards the end. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features...
View ArticleTANcast 644 – Charming Lies Are The Way Of This Podcast
This week, the boys call themselves out for comments made on the previous show, discuss ways they don’t want to die, and debate the anthropomorphism of “AI.” [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature...
View ArticleTANcast 645 – Semantic Satiation
This week, the boys didn’t stay on any one topic long enough to put in this mini synopsis, except toward the end where Tim and Noah give Andy crap not checking his mail. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast...
View ArticleTANcast 646 – On The Right Side of Cancellation
This week, the boys talk judging people on the internet, how banks suck at stopping “fraud,” and even a little bit of indictment talk at the end [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and...
View ArticleTANcast 647 – TANcast Kids!
This week, we have so many special guests! Max returns, this time with his son Owen. Also, Tim’s boys, Michael and James join in the fun. The sound quality isn’t amazing, but if you can handle it,...
View ArticleTANcast 648 – I Understand Your Puckered Butt
This week, Noah recaps his trip to Canada, Andy gets laid off, and Tim is a whiny qumph who is also on the show. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a...
View ArticleTANcast 649 – This Show Is Cheaper Than Therapy
This week, Tim is the wrong man for the job, Noah tries out a new restaurant in his neighborhood, and Andy brings us down with a discussion of complicated grief. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features...
View ArticleTANcast 650 – Human Throats Can’t Handle It
This week, Tim nerds out at an air show, Noah announces his retirement from TANcast (very prematurely), Tim’s kids mourn the loss of a dipping bowl, and Andy’s Gmail screws him out of a job interview....
View ArticleTANcast 651 – All The Best Meals Are Extruded
This week, Noah and Tim encounter folks in public with loud pain problems, Andy has to get rid of an old car before taking a cabin vacation, and another of Tim’s appliances is f***ing up. [CONTENT...
View ArticleTANcast 652 – Leave Wild Animals Alone
This week, the boys fear spiders, Tim and Noah try to talk politics while Andy hits the bathroom, and Andy comes back just in time to end the show. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language...
View ArticleTANcast 653 – Friends Let Friends Poop On Their Yard
This week, Andy gets ghosted by potential employers, the Boys remember more about Adam Sandler than their own lives, and Tim is far too into a series of Disney Channel movies. [CONTENT WARNING]...
View ArticleTANcast 654 – Babadook Me Some Powerade
This week, friend of the show, Vic joins us for a “Very special episode,” but before that, Noah tells of his travels to New Orleans, Tim loses some weight, and Andy gets unghosted by a potential...
View ArticleTANcast 655 – Our Generation Doesn’t Know What “Out Of Pocket” Means
This week, Andy finds a creative use for his bidet, Noah visits the boys’ old stamping grounds in Downtown San Jose, and Tim hates on the SwitchWitch. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature...
View ArticleTANcast 656 –“I’m a Ghost…Hola!”
This week, Andy’s family has weirdly big medical week, Tim shows The Marvels some love, and Noah…did some stuff, but didn’t do some other stuff. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and...
View ArticleTANcast 657 – Don’t Yum The Poop Flakes
This week, Andy’s gets a little TMI about his vasectomy follow up, the boys try to get the racism and sexism out of a sex term, and another of Tim’s appliaces is f***ing up.. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast...
View ArticleTANcast 658 – I Can’t Imagine Wanting to Read This
This week, a random “Karen” tries to ruin Tim’s Thanksgiving, a random house guest tries to ruin Andy’s Thanksgiving, and Noah is sad that Tim came to San Francisco without telling him. [CONTENT...
View ArticleTANcast 659 – Mayonnaise and Sadness
This week, Andy takes his family to Kansas (the band, not the state), Tim buries an onion in his yard, and Noah calls an AI [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is...
View ArticleTANcast 660 – Good Fiends Just Let It Happen: You’re Walkin’ On Thin Ice, My...
This week broke Tim. He can’t synopsisize this episode. So much radon stuff: dicks and death…politics and poop. It’s quite a ride. Good luck. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and...
View ArticleTANcast 661 – An Escape Room For Words
This week Noah sees several movies, Tim hates on the company that failed to deliver his wife’s birthday present, and Andy talks job recruiters. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and...
View ArticleTANcast 662 – It’s Woke Nonsense
This week Noah returns to San Jose, Andy’s holiday travels get sidelined, and Tim gets super sick right before Christmas. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is...
View ArticleTANcast 663 – We Know How To Push Each Other’s Tickle Buttons
This week Tim and Noah hang out a kid’s party, Andy has a late Christmas, and Noah spoils The Curse. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation...
View ArticleTANcast 664 – Doors Too Narrow…1 Star
This week, the guys get beat up by inanimate objects, Tim gets hacked, and a very odd argument breaks out that isn’t political at all for a change. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language...
View ArticleTANast 665 – Sometimes Turds Smell Bad
This week, the guys talk smells, Andy doesn’t get his dream job, and the guys reminisce about the old days of TV. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a...
View ArticleTANcast 666 – Don’t Rip Your Flappy Door Bits
This week, Noah parties on a houseboat, the criminal underworld comes to Tim’s backyard and Andy has an important public bathroom etiquette question. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language...
View ArticleTANcast 667 – There’s Plenty Of Time To Lick Teeth
This week, the podcast varies WILDLY in tone throughout, so strap in as…the boys ponder the existence of free will, Andy’s job hunt continues, and Tim takes the roll of Andy by loudly qumphing about...
View ArticleTANcast 668 – Be a NORMAL Psycho
This week, Andy gets some sad news about his job hunt, Tim takes his family to the Monterey Bay Aquarium, and the boys agree Noah deserves a partner who finds him funny. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast...
View ArticleTANcast 669 – Raw Dog Apple Sauce
This week, the boys discuss parenting, Andy’s “Hot or Not” doppelganger, food flavors, and public bathrooms [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a...
View ArticleTANcast 670 – Waffle Gigglebox
This week, the boys discuss weird commercials, lament the discourse around Gaza, and get sucked into a wormhole of memories. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but...
View ArticleTANcast 671 – Andy Waited Long Enough To Be On The Right Side Of Crocs
This week, Noah has some parcel delivery problems, Tim put his foot his mouth in the worst place, and Andy takes on the legal system. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature...
View ArticleTANcast 672 – I Have Terrible Handwriting When I Talk
This week, Tim has a fun night on his birthday, Noah has juicy tales frrom jury duty, the boys fail to do their top 5…oh, and Andy shares some good news. But most importantly, you’ll learn the legend...
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